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| "As long as men are liable to die and are desirous to live, A physician will be made fun of, but he will be well paid." |
Jean de la Bruyere
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| "HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession" |
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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| "I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica* could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. *Substances used in the composition of medical remedies" |
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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| "I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes" |
Richard Milhouse Nixon
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| "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." |
Muhammad Ali
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| "Medicine is a science of uncertainty And an art of probability." |
William Osler
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| "Medicine is an art, and attends to the nature and constitution of the patient, and has principles of action And reason in each case." |
Plato
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| "MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway" |
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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| "Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses" |
Jean Baptiste Molire
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| "PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with" |
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
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